The festive season is a period of overindulgence, making it a difficult time for digestive systems and bank balances alike. This year, while revellers across the country are preparing for their office parties, family visits and gatherings with friends, one of Londonâs most well-known homes in the area has been featured in a fictional event – supposedly opening its doors for an evening of cheese, wine and all night dancing.
A tongue-in-cheek Facebook event named âCHRISTMAS RAVE â 10 Downing Streetâ has attracted almost 525,000 attendees at the time of writing*. It comes after news hit the headlines of an alleged Christmas party at Downing Street last year – a time when the rest of the country was advised to follow Covid-19 restrictions.
While we all know this yearâs party is fake news, and the event states itâs ânot real and all just for humourâ, it made us think – how many tipples and nibbles would Boris need to order in, if he were to host an event of such huge proportions?
The online invite suggested people should bring their own snacks – but in the spirit of good etiquette, every host should provide at least some basics to ensure each guest is satisfied at a christmas soiree.
So, we filled our virtual shopping baskets in Waitrose to work out the numbers.
What would be on the shopping list?
Based on 525,000 RSVPs, we would need:
252,500 bottles of red wine – the best accompaniment to a festive cheese. With one bottle between two, it should be plenty to start the party, before the BOYOB brandy gets opened.
A further 252,500 bottles of prosecco – enough to offer a glass of fizz on arrival, with more leftover for those who prefer to sip on bubbles all night.
105,000 bottles of Shloer – red berry variety. For the designated drivers.
509,250 cheeseboard selection boxes – buying a pack of three for each non-vegan guest, including the classic cheddar, stilton and brie, we might have overcompensated. But hey, itâs christmas.
15,750 vegan cheeseboard selection boxes – to ensure the 3% of the nation that are vegan can also join in the fun.
131,250 packs of crackers – sharing a portion of water crackers between four friends will soak up the wine and cheese perfectly.
131,250 baguettes – a party classic, of the stonebaked variety.
87,500 packs of sausage rolls – with six porky treats in each package, itâs just enough to offer a savoury alternative.
131,250 packs of celery – not quite a whole crudite platter, but a chance to cleanse the palette.
131,250 boxes of After Eights – itâs not the first choice dessert for every guest, but people are bound to be upset if theyâre not there.
How much would the fictional Downing Street party cost?
Altogether, it would cost over £7 million to cater for this party. £7,326,255 in fact.
£4,526,225 of that would be spent on the drinks, with £2,525,000 alone going towards the red wine – but Waitrose has a great offer on, at £10 a bottle, making things easier to swallow.
For the cheese and crackers, including the vegan boxes, it would cost £1,942,500, while the other savoury snacks accumulate to £463,570. A whopping £175,000 of that would be spent on sausage rolls, with an extra £393,750 to cover the obligatory After Eights.
Item | Price per unit | Guests consuming | Cost | Notes |
Red wine | £10.00 | 252,500 | £2,525,000 | This is based on half of guests having wine and half prosecco. |
Prosecco | £6.99 | 252,500 | £1,764,975 | This is based on half of guests having wine and half prosecco. |
Shloer | £2.25 | 105,000 | £236,250 | Based on a fifth of guests driving and opting for a non-alcoholic alternative throughout the evening. |
Three piece cheeseboard selection | £3.50 | 509,250 | £1,782,375 | Based on 97% of guests (non-vegans) opting to get involved in the cheese selection. |
Vegan cheese | £6.00 | 15,750 | £94,500 | Based on the remaining 3% of guests being vegan. |
Crackers | £0.50 | 131,250 | £65,625 | Based on sharing one pack between four guests. |
Baguette | £1.50 | 131,250 | £196,875 | Based on sharing one pack between four guests. |
Sausage rolls | £2.00 | 87,500 | £175,000 | Based on sharing one pack between six guests. |
Celery | £0.70 | 131,250 | £91,875 | Based on sharing one pack between four guests. |
After Eights | £3.00 | 131,250 | £393,750 | Based on sharing one pack between four guests. |
Total | £7,326,225 |
More than just a hangover
A spokesperson at food intolerance test provider YorkTest, said, âThis is obviously a fun fictional event created as a reaction to a serious ongoing news story. Even so, many people across the UK are likely to be enjoying lots of festive food and drink in the coming weeks, but perhaps in smaller coronavirus-conscious gatherings.
âUnfortunately, these rich foods can often cause digestive discomfort. Beyond an upset stomach, everything from skin irritation to brain fog can be the result of food intolerances. Things like dairy and gluten are commonly known allergens, but almost any ingredient can cause you to experience these adverse effects – you might be surprised about what does and doesnât work for your body.
âUltimately, the best way to avoid needing to reach for the medicine cabinet is to understand yourself before pouring another glass, taking another bite, or blowing your Christmas budget on your problem foods. Taking a YorkTest food intolerance test, which comes with a 30-minute nutritional therapist consultation, is an ideal way to start your nutrition and wellbeing journey.â
How did we work this all out?
All calculations were made on the basis of 500,000 guests attending the party. Costs were gathered from www.waitrose.com, and multiplied according to a representative portion of guests that might be consuming each item.
Items that were used as a base for this research were as follows:
Red wine: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/shop/featured/groceries/beer-wine-spirits/wine/fine-wines
Prosecco: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-nv-glera-italian-prosecco/718427-224720-224721
Shloer: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/shloer-sparkling-drink-red-grape/018691-9029-9030
Cheeseboard: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-3-cheese-selection/587383-743811-743811
Vegan cheese: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/ilchester-vegan-festive-selection/726791-743916-743916
Crackers: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/essential-cream-crackers/002124-580-581
Baguette: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/stonebaked-baguette/714403-382108-382109
Sausage rolls: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/essential-6-sausage-rolls/611777-525690-525691
Celery: https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/essential-green-celery/086445-44146-44147
*Based on attendance figures according to the âCHRISTMAS RAVE – 10 Downing Streetâ Facebook page on Monday 13 December.